Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: what are we?
Waiting for the new Frank Ocean album like:
If you’re wondering what life at columbia is like last night a guy on my floor drunkenly wrote the first line of the Iliad on our lounge whiteboard in the original ancient greek
I hope Columbia kids don’t smell the SUNY on me